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A Smoking Deal
Since my last car died, I've been on the hunt for a new one to commute to college. However, I've learned that cars in my budget range usually require compromises.
The other day I went to look at one that was in pretty good shape even though smoke puffed out the back when I started it. On the test-drive around the neighborhood, the seller told me that it ran really well for having slightly burnt valves. "It still has great power," he bragged, "and gets nearly 100 miles per gallon."
"You've got to be kidding," I replied in amazement. "That's great gas mileage!"
"It would be," he laughed watching the smoke. "But I was talking about the oil!"
(Thanks to Dan B.)
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