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Washed Up
Ever since college, my friend has been a gambler. He just loved the excitement. For several years after graduating he traveled around Las Vegas casinos playing Texas Hold’em.
We lost touch for a while, but reconnected at our college reunion. It was there he introduced me to his wife Barbara and confessed that he finally gave up gambling and settled down. “I got a plumber’s license and opened my own business,” he told me.
“That’s a far cry from gambling in Vegas,” I commented.
“It is,” he said handing me his business card. “But gambling gave me a good motto for my plumbing business.” Across the top of the card it read, “A good flush always beats a full house.”
(Thanks to Steven C.)
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