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Practice Makes Perfect
Years ago, I worked my way through law school by teaching piano lessons. When I passed the bar, I put that job behind me, or so I thought.
Many years later while pleading a client's case to the court, the judge looked at me and asked if I used to teach piano. It turned out that I taught his son during my time in law school.
After hearing my case, he then set judgment on my client. "Despite having no priors, I'm sentencing your client to two years probation," he said.
He must have noticed my disappointment because he continued, "And for the record, that's a far lesser punishment than having to listen to my son practice piano after your lessons!"
(Thanks to Jeremy O.)
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